Sunday, March 11, 2012

Falling down the manhole

I love the blog Go Fug Yourself and a week or so ago, they linked to an article on The Atlantic which collected user shots "The World's Coolest Manhole Covers." (Don't get me started on how animating a slideshow of Wikimedia Commons images passes for journalism these days). Six of their top 24 are Japanese, the highest proportion of any one country. Eastern Europe is a surprisingly strong manhole contender, but I think Germany is overrepresented. Slapping your provincial shield on metal does not a manhole cover design make!

Something Justin and I have noticed about Japan is that it is always worth looking down. Or up, or over, or into the corner... the attention to detail here is remarkable. I actually started collecting manhole cover photographs last fall, in anticipation of a post like this (I could work for The Atlantic!) Please note that drainage grades, gas and water access, and all such metallic ground covers shall all be included here under the umbrella term "Manhole." So get your eyeballs warmed up for some of the great manhole covers of our experiences.

Okay, I'm warmed up now. Let's go.

From last fall: Nagasaki. The drainage grates of Nagasaki are decorated with a variety of flowers. I have photos of two, but memory says there were lots more. The official flower of Nagasaki is the hydrangea.

Official foot of Nagasaki is Justin's. Official sandal is Clarks.
There is also a flower called the Nagasaki camellia. I am pretty sure that's what this is:


Nagasaki is also known for its strong historical connection to China. I just noticed in writing this post that I really failed to take care of business on posts from our Nagasaki trip. I haven't mentioned such important things as, oh, the Atomic Bombing sites, let alone the Chinese temple I was going to link you to here. When you have a real job, such are the things which fall by the wayside.

So anyway. Justin really zoomed in on this, to the point that the only giveaway that it's a metal ground cover at all is the hatchwork of texturing behind the image. Here you have a parade of little animals celebrating, I presume, the Chinese New Year in Nagasaki. Nagasaki really gears up for the lunar new year, with parades and a nationally-famous Chinese lantern festival. Some of our coworkers went this year; maybe we'll get there next year.

Too cute to step on!

Then we have Kobe. This complex little blue and yellow guy features some local landmarks like Kobe Port Tower, the Rokko Arima Ropeway, and the foreign residences of the Kitano Ijinkan district. Shown twice for better viewing.



We went to Kobe's Suma district for the Model United Nations conference at Marist Brothers International School. Suma greeted us with this stellar samurai manhole cover:

The official feet of Kobe are mine. Shoes are still Clarks. Clarks are amazing.
With my magic powers, I translate the text on this manhole cover to read:

Tiny red text: 須磨
史 ロマン紀行
"Suma rekishi roman kikou"
"Suma Historical Novel Traveler's Journal" (perhaps a magazine or sponsor of this manhole?)

須磨
平の庭"Suma Jinja Gen-Hei Niwa"
"Suma Shrine Gen-Hei Garden"

約900m)
"Beijing he yaku 900m"
"Beijing to approximately 900m." (I presume the "m" to be "miles" and not meters, since a map check confirms that Beijing is 900 miles from Kobe.)

ようこそ須磨へ
"Youkoso Suma he"
"Welcome Suma to."


Which clears everything up!

No, just kidding. This is clear as mud. But you may be forgiven for your bewilderment because in Japan, basic comprehension of manhole covers requires a moderate degree of acquaintance with 12th-century epic poetry. (Duh!) As best as I can tell, this refers to a Japanese literary classic called "The Tale of the Heike," which talks about the Genpei war between the Genji and Heike clans, some important battles of which were fought in the Kobe area. "Gen-Hei," in the second line of text, is the abbreviated form of "Genji-Heike."

The best part is that this is not the ONLY manhole cover dedicated to memorializing the Genpei War. No. There is apparently a SERIES of manhole covers, all over Kobe. This blog shows at least eight manhole covers about the fighting Genji and Heike clans.

Link
And by "Genji" and "Heike" clans, I really mean "Minamoto" and "Taira" clans. Because, you see, the kanji 源, the first part of Genji, is also read as "Minamoto," and 平, or Hei, is also read "Taira." Or maybe it's only part of Taira. The Japanese language is basically a two-thousand-year old inside joke.

So what is "Suma Shrine Gen-Hei Garden?" I think, after Googling by cutting and pasting kanji into the search engine, it refers to this: a garden at Suma Shrine which memorializes the events of "The Tale of the Heike." Note this image, which is very similar to the silhouettes on the manhole cover:



NOT MY IMAGE. Link goes to original site.

These statues re-enact an important scene from "The Tale of Heike" in which the fleeing sixteen-year-old scion Taira no Atsumori of the Taira family (the Heikes) is captured by the soldier Kumagai Naozane, who fought for the Minamoto family (the Genji). I should do better than Wikipedia as a source, I know, but I've already spent about 2 hours on this post and I can't be bothered. Apparently, as "The Tale of Heike" tells it, Kumagai captured Taira, whom he was then supposed to behead. Noticing that Taira was so young, and looked a bit like Kumagai's own son, Kumagai hesitated. But with the rest of the army closing in and ready to finish the job, Kumagai regretfully beheaded Taira because at least he knew that he would pray for the boy properly. He discovered a flute in the boy's luggage, and recalled hearing a flute play before the battle. Later, the death of Taira, among others, contributed to Kumagai renouncing war and becoming an influential Buddhist monk.

No word on why we care about how far away Beijing is.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Cambodia Itinerary

It's been a long winter: nearly three months straight, with nary a break, and a severe diet, to boot. It should come as no surprise, then, that we haven't done much that's blog-worthy - it's been enough work just surviving, without any extra adventures thrown in!

But a week from today is Spring Break, the perfect chance for one of our biggest adventures yet. Yes, in a mere seven days, Nana and I are off to Siem Reap, Cambodia, to spend a week exploring the jungle temples of Angkor.

You've seen these before. (Wikimedia Commons.)
Visiting the temples of Angkor has been a dream of mine for decades, since I first saw a documentary on them way back in elementary school. For hundreds of years, Angkor was the largest city in the world - some estimate its peak population at close to one million souls, which would have made it a good hundred times larger than almost any city in medieval Europe, and arguably the largest city in history before the Industrial Revolution. Now, some of the temples have been painstakingly restored, and others have been reclaimed by the jungle. It's basically the world's biggest playground for history dorks. And we're going in a week!

As a preview, here's a glimpse at our itinerary. The touring days are arranged through the Khmer Angkor Tour Guide Association; other activities will be arranged through the Bunwin Boutique Hotel, where we'll be staying throughout the trip (after snagging a great rate on Agoda.com).

Saturday, March 17
Fly from Fukuoka to Siem Reap, with a long layover in Busan, South Korea.

Sunday, March 18
Relax at the hotel. Poke around town. Shop.

Monday, March 19
Visit the Rolous Group, the oldest of the Angkor temples. Visit Angkor Thom, the ancient walled city, in the afternoon.

Tuesday, March 20
Visit various temples of the "Grand Circuit," including Ta Prohm and Banteay Kdea.

Wednesday, March 21
Visit Angkor Wat and some of the smaller surrounding temples. Spend the afternoon at a local craft cooperative, then dinner and a show in the evening.

Thursday, March 22
Take a morning cooking course arranged through our hotel. Relax and explore on our own.

Friday, March 23
Excursion to Bantey Srey temple, the Kbal Spean river carvings, and Tonle Sap Lake, where we'll visit a fishing village, a crocodile farm (!), and a mangrove forest.

Saturday, March 24
Spend the day relaxing or exploring on our own, before catching a midnight redeye back to Fukuoka, via Busan.

There will also be elephant rides (I think) at dawn and dusk, but we haven't decided the days yet. Can't wait!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Wednesday weirdness: Horse Fat Foot Crean

SHUT UP IT'S WEDNESDAY IN MY HEAD.

Anyway, here is some horse fat foot cream.


It is available at the 100 yen store. I know nothing else, least of all whether it is horse fat cream for your foot or if it is made out of fat horse feet. Maybe it is for fat horses who join the Foot Clan and played with Clapton in the 70s. I don't know. I'm going to bed.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Field Agent Report: Operation Overseas Weight Loss (OWL)

CLASSIFICATION: Eyes only
Special Agent In Charge Justin
Deputy Agent Nana Reporting

EXSUM: Operation Overseas Weight Loss (Operation O.W.L.) proceeding excellently.

Point-by-point analysis:

DATA COLLECTION: According to this AM's doctor visit (to procure Hep A vaccination in advance of Cambodia mission) Special Agent in Charge (SAC) Justin has lost 6 kilograms, which is foreigner-speak for "13 pounds." Doctor at the Fukuoka International Clinic classified this accomplishment (in Dutch accent) as "Remarkable!" and affirmed that it is the second-highest weight loss rate he has ever seen at his clinic.

Data also suggests that Deputy Nana has lost 1/2 inch of height. No information as to whether or not these two phenomena are related.

ACCESS CONTROL: Significant progress has been made in securing apartment perimeter against infiltration by unhealthy food items. Grocery shopping consists heavily of produce. New local produce i.e. burdock and lotus root have been added to diet to rave reviews. Soy milk acquired from Costco is a low-calorie snack option.

COMMUNICATIONS INFRASTRUCTURE: Iphones are essential.

SAC Justin has scrupulously recorded daily caloric intake and expenditures in free Iphone app "LoseIt," and, more importantly, does not cheat. Additionally, installation of LoseIt with identical user account on Deputy Nana's phone provides the Deputy with updated accurate information to assist her in cooking dinner while SAC Justin exercises.

Iphone app "Japanese" ($9.99) has been critical to Operation O.W.L.'s protein-replacement project. Prior to commencement of operation, chicken and pork were dominant proteins consumed, with occasional salmon. This is due to the fact that field agents are unable to identify any other proteins in the supermarket. With "Japanese," clueless agents can stand in the fish section looking up ブリ and discovering that the fish is "Japanese amberjack." Unfortunately, as the agents had never heard of this fish in English either, the "Japanese" app must be supplemented with Google and 3G access to identify recipes (this one was field-tested last night and ascertained to be "delicious.")

Current "cheat sheet" for Japanese fish:
ブリ or 鰤: ("buri") Japanese Amberjack (like swordfish but lighter)
カツオor 鰹: ("katsuo") Skipjack tuna
メカジキ: ("mekajiki") Swordfish
サワラ or 鰆: ("sawara") Spanish mackerel
マス or 鱒: ("masu") trout
ヒラメ: ("hirame") flounder

LOGISTICS: SAC Justin has exercised with great discipline, approximately 1 hr per day with few missed days, in a combination of walking and biking. Deputy Nana enjoys this greatly, as she is constantly running out of milk and now can always ask the SAC to go to the store for her. In fact, SAC Justin's discipline has even inspired Deputy Nana to join in exercise, a stunning achievement seeing as she is among the most slothful people alive, and joined her high school martial arts team because it was the only sport which did not require running laps.

Exercising on rainy days continues to be a logistical challenge. Weather has been given a firm talking-to. Should non-compliance continue, sanctions are the recommended next step.

Scheduling has also been modified. Unlike normal people, the SAC is an early riser and thus historically an early breakfaster. Moving breakfast later in the morning has enabled the SAC to reduce portion size but not pass out by lunchtime. Dinner is typically served later as well.

MORALE: SAC is a champ, having maintained his schedule despite a tremendously busy work season (talent show is coming up!) and a work-related deployment to Kobe. He also puts up with the fact that his deputy has the metabolism of a jackrabbit and currently has a Tupperware full of brownie mix in the refrigerator, which she eats with a spoon.

CONCLUSION: As stated in EXSUM, progress is exemplary. Well done, Justin!